can you illegally download sleep
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
Siri find me some self confidence